Shiftlimits Preloader Contest

[rawrtastic]

Oh yeah.... I forgot that. Thanks for pointing it out, I'll have to either make him fly further or add some instructions...

[Boom]

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[Boom]

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HAGBARHG:
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[Jeff]

I don't really like the walrus. It looks pixellated and shit.

Otherwise nifty and I'm fairly impressed.

cockmeat

[Boom]

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HGhanBGRZ!

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[Boom]

aMNrARghHG maGBHA a ZRHAZM aHARZHGhHAHGARZZ ZZhangHARZ, GBARHGZZhHAGB HGhHA ZZHAnHGHAr ARmagHA, ZRARZBHAGB HGhHA HARZHGARmaHGHAGB GBHRZMnMNHRaGB RZBZHAHAGB, ZRARZBHAGB HGhHA gMNARHGZZhRA ARnZRHR bar rHRMNMNHRBBHAr, AR HGhARnBG ARHG'RZ GANMRZHG abHRNMHG GBHRnHA.

hHGHGBZ://ZRARMNHAbHRZB.mHA/BBARHAZM/6BGZRRZGH8ZMHG6

576.96 SLP

[Boom]

RAHAah, HGhHA ARnHGrHR anGB BZrHAMNHRaGBHAr RZhHRNMMNGB GBHAZRARnARHGHAMNRA maHGZZh..
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ARZR AR rHAmHRBBHAGB HGhHA graGBARHAnHGRZ anGB NMRZHAGB a mHRrHA RZHRMNARGB GBarBG GBHARZARgn, ARHG ZMHRNMMNGB BZrHRbabMNRA gHR ZMARHGh mARZZZZHRHRMN'RZ ARnHGrHR BZrHAHGHGRA ZMHAMNMN.

maRAbHA AR ZZHRNMMNGB rARBZ mARZZZZHRHRMN'RZ RZZMZR anGB ZZhangHA ARHG NMBZ a MNARHGHGMNHA, RZHAHA hHRZM HGhHARA ZRMNHRZM

[pepper]

8k slp to a BACON! preloader.

[Coldzero]

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