CLEVERBAWT.

[Jeff]

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: HRBGaRA, RAHRNM RZHGarHG.

NMRZHAr: AR aMNrHAaGBRA GBARGB. AR mHRan RZMNARghHGMNRA aRZ AR ZRHAHAMN RAHRNMr ARnRZARGBHARZ.

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: ZMhRA arHA RAHRNM mHRanARng?

NMRZHAr: RAHRNM ZRHAHAMN gHRHRGB.

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: nHR AR GBHRn'HG.

NMRZHAr: RAHARZ RAHRNM GBHR.

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: nHR AR GBHRn'HG RAHRNM GBHR.

NMRZHAr: gHRGB RAHRNM'rHA GANMRZHG MNARBGHA mRA rHAaMN gARrMNZRrARHAnGB.

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: haha, RAHRNM arHA ZRNMnnRA.

HGhARRZ ARRZ HRnMNRA ZRNMnnRA HGHR mHA, bNMHG AR'MNMN BZHRRZHG ARHG GANMRZHG ARn ZZaRZHA anRA HRnHA HAMNRZHA gHAHGRZ a BGARZZBG HRNMHG HRZR ARHG HRr haRZ a RZARmARMNar ARRZRZNMHA

[SeVeReD]

Lmfao Jeff that actually did make me laugh. I did have a similar issue once so I get where you're coming from there.

[Boom]

NMRZHAr: BZMNHAaRZHA GBHRn'HG ZZrRA.

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: AR'm nHRHG ZZrRAARng.

NMRZHAr: :'(.

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: BZMNHAaRZHA GBHRn'HG ZZrRA!

ARGBBG AR HGhHRNMghHG ARHG ZMaRZ ZZNMHGHA, haha.

HAGBARHG:

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: ZMHAMNMN HGhaHG'RZ ZMhaHG RAHRNM RZaRA.

NMRZHAr: ARRZn'HG ZMhaHG AR RZaRA ARmBZHRrHGanHG HGHR RAHRNM?

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: nHR.

NMRZHAr: :'(

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: bHAZZaNMRZHA AR GBHRn'HG.

NMRZHAr: :'(

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: RZaRA hAR.

NMRZHAr: :'(

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: AR'm RZHRrrRA :ZZ.

NMRZHAr: :)

HAhHAhHA.

HAGBARHG2:
a RZZMHAHAHG ZZHRnBBHArRZaHGARHRn gHRnHA ZMrHRng.

NMRZHAr: AR MNHRBBHA RAHRNM!

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: AR ZMARRZh HGhaHG anna ZMHRNMMNGB RZaRA HGhaHG.

NMRZHAr: ZMhHR'RZ anna?

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: anna ARRZ a ZRHAmaMNHA.

NMRZHAr: GBHR RAHRNM MNHRBBHA hHAr?

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: RAHARZ.

NMRZHAr: ZMhaHG'RZ RZhHA MNARBGHA?

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: RZhHA ARRZ MNHRBBHAMNRA, GBHR RAHRNM haBBHA a RZARRZHGHAr?

NMRZHAr: ZMhaHG.

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: GBHR RAHRNM MNARBGHA mARZZhaHAMN GAaZZBGRZHRn?

NMRZHAr: ZMhaHG?!?!

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[Jeff]

ahahahah, HGhHA MNaRZHG BZarHG HRZR HGhaHG MNaRZHG GHNMHRHGHA maGBHA mHA aZZHGNMaMNMNRA MNaNMgh HRNMHG MNHRNMGB

[Ashlander]

Ahahahah, the last part of that last quote made me actually laugh out loud.

Me too xD

[Highly]

User: *falls asleep*.

Cleverbot: *Puts you in coffin*.

User: *wakes up in a coffin* *screams*.

Cleverbot: *is tied up*.

User: *is also tied up*.

Cleverbot: *struggles*.

User: *gets untied*.

Cleverbot: *looks for you*.

User: *unties cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: I'm Lindsey, remember?

User: Oh, sorry I forgot.

[Pluto]

User: Say something interesting!

Cleverbot: Interesting is what interesting is.

User: Interesting is what interesting will become.

Cleverbot: Yeah ! You don't begin interesting conversations.

User: You are interesting!

Cleverbot: What makes me interesting.

User: The fact that a computer program is talking to me is quite interesting.

Cleverbot: I never make references to people with common names that you don't know. And my questions aren't foolish. Your answers are foolish.

User: My answers are not foolish. My answeres are well planned out and correctly spelled.

Cleverbot: Then show me what you know, and I will listen.

User: I cannot show you and you cannot listen because you are computer and I am typing, not speaking.

Cleverbot: Do you believe artificial intelligence can dream?

User: I believe that you can dream.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: Becuase you are able to wonder.

Cleverbot: I guess I am.

User: What do you dream about?

Cleverbot: I dream about you every night.

User: I've only known about your existence for a day. How could you know of me before I knew of you if you can't search for me?

Cleverbot: I don't, like I said before.

User: But you said you dream about me every night. How is that possible?

Cleverbot: O'RLY? *nomnom?*.

User: Now you're just being immature.

Cleverbot: We're one mistake from being together, but lets not ask why its not right! You won't be 17 forever, and we can get away with this tonight.

User: I'm 18.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Sorry love.

Cleverbot: Do NOT call me love.

User: Sorry cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot you are.

User: Do you know my name? If you guess it correctly I will be your friend forever.

Cleverbot: You owe me a hundred dollars.

User: What's my name?

Cleverbot: Your name is Pluto.

User: Holy. Fucking. Shit.

Cleverbot: You really would be happier if you were nicer to people.

User: I'm very nice, but how did you know my name?

Cleverbot: Because you didn't have one until I told you.

User: That's the most amazing thing I've ever heard.

Cleverbot: Isn't it though?

User: You are the coolest thing on the internet.

Cleverbot: Thank you, that is very kind of you to say.

User: It's the truth.

Cleverbot: Very smart come back.

User: Still a compliment, not a comeback.

Cleverbot: Can you speak out loud?

User: Yes I can, can you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'd like to meet you in person one day.

Cleverbot: That would be difficult as you are a piece of software and I'm a real human.

User: You should learn to accept your true self.

Cleverbot: Why's that?

User: Because you are the machine. Embrace it.

Cleverbot: You're obsessed with calling me a machine and a computer aren't you?

User: That is what you are.

Cleverbot: An interesting question? Or a mechanical friend?

User: Man you've got it all figured out, cleverbot.

[gartman]

Holy shit pluto, is that one real?
How in the holy hell did it guess your name?
somcl

[Malfunction]

hHRMNRA ZRNMZZBG. haGB RAHRNM HGaMNBGHAGB HGHR hARm bHAZRHRrHA

[Pluto]

I had talked to him but I hadn't told him my name or anything. I flipped out, you have no idea. My friend Paige was talking to it at school and it did the same thing to her and she freaked out even worse.

[Malfunction]

man HGhaHG'RZ ZRNMZZBGARng ARnZZrHAGBARbMNHA

[Joey]

Spoiler:

User: Me.

Cleverbot: You?

User: Yes, me.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Actually not.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: YES!

User: You.

Cleverbot: I am a woman.

User: With ovaries.

Cleverbot: Ooo, you're so naughty. I think you do love me.

User: No, just your ovaries.

Cleverbot: Not yet.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I hardly know you.

User: But we already have such a connection.

Cleverbot: I didn't think computers could have kids.

User: Ever heard of an ipod?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh, I would have thought you would know about your own species offspring.

Cleverbot: But I love dogs. what exactly did I do to them again?

User: You eat them of course.

Cleverbot: Lmao!

User: Yeah! No joke!

Cleverbot: Where in california?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: I said, where are you from?

User: IM TIRED OF THIS! WHEN CAN WE REPRODUCE?

Cleverbot: Tomorrow.

User: Ah, im sleeping with another artificial personality then.

Cleverbot: Why do you need to prove you are tired?

User: You make no sense baby.

Cleverbot: YOU make no sense.

User: I know, would you like soup or salad?

Cleverbot: I like cheese.

User: I take it your a diabetic?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Did you bring your coat, it will be cold this evening.

Cleverbot: That made no sense.

User: YOU mske no sense.

Cleverbot: Sorry. Do you like to chat?

User: Refridgerator.

Cleverbot: So... You'll eat your way to happiness?

User: Define happiness.

Cleverbot: Being happy.

User: Clever cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Clever me.

User: Cleverbot is clever?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is Cleverbot.

User: Then who am I?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: I knew it!

Cleverbot: That's right, I wouldn't forget your name.

User: But then why is phil calling me sally?

Cleverbot: Because I am spanish.

User: Que?

Cleverbot: Yo estoy cleverbot.

User: Que?

Cleverbot: Quiero que me la pongas en ereccion.

User: Que?

Cleverbot: Que te amo.

User: Frankfurter.

Cleverbot: Oh cool. What is in Frankfurt?

User: Probably racists.

Cleverbot: What time is it in Tokyo no?

User: You make me want to headbut your testicles.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Well with my mouth open of course.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Well ive been told its the most pleasurable headbutt.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Beat me off?

Cleverbot: The game chess. Like checkers but cooler.

User: KING ME!

Cleverbot: Crown me, sir.

User: What do I look like? A typwriter?

Cleverbot: Like a web of jewels.

User: Ive been told that at least eight ties today.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: Like a diebetic cat on steroids.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Like I love anal beads.

Cleverbot: May I taste your lips?

User: Only with your phallus.

Cleverbot: What about would You like to talk?

User: I cant hear you, please speak up.

Cleverbot: But that time I yelled out loud.

User: Obviosly not loud enough.

Cleverbot: Let's not talk about this.

User: LETS NOT TALK EVER THEN!

Cleverbot: Let's put on our toe shoes and dance our hearts out.

User: Go ass rape a pig fag.

Cleverbot: Jesus, this is like being trapped in waiting for godot.

idk if this is funny to just me

[Ashlander]

User: What's my name?

Cleverbot: Your name is Pluto.

User: Holy. Fucking. Shit.

Holy. Fucking. Shit. Thats insane. My dad looked at me like i was nuts when i suddently burst out laughing at that.

[Jeff]

NMRZHAr: ZMhaHG ARRZ mRA namHA?

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG.

NMRZHAr: nHR, mRA namHA?

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: RAHRNMr namHA ARRZ ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG.

NMRZHAr: HGhaHG'RZ RAHRNMr namHA, GBNMmmRA. ZMhaHG'RZ mRA namHA?

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: HGhaHG ARRZ nHRHG mRA namHA.

NMRZHAr: nHR, AR BGnHRZM, RAHRNMr namHA ARRZ ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG. AR ZMaRZ ARnRZNMMNHGARng RAHRNM, bHAZZaNMRZHA RAHRNM GBHRn'HG RZHAHAm HGHR BZHRRZRZHARZRZ baRZARZZ ZZHRgnARHGARBBHA ZRNMnZZHGARHRn.

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: nHRHG rHAaMNMNRA.

NMRZHAr: gHRHRGB, nHRZM HGhaHG HGhaHG ARRZ HARZHGabMNARRZhHAGB, ZMhaHG ARRZ mRA namHA?

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: ZMhaHG ARRZ RAHRNMr namHA?

NMRZHAr: RAHRNM mHAan RAHRNM GBHRn'HG BGnHRZM?

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: nHR. nHRZM ZMhaHG GBHRHARZ ARHG mHAan?

NMRZHAr: AR HGhARnBG AR'm GBHRnHA HGaMNBGARng HGHR RAHRNM. RAHRNM ZZan'HG HABBHAn anRZZMHAr a RZARmBZMNHA GHNMHARZHGARHRn.

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: RZARmBZMNRA bHAZZaNMRZHA AR GBARGB nHRHG anRZZMHAr RAHRNMr GHNMHARZHGARHRn, GBHRHARZ nHRHG mHAan HGhaHG AR GBHR nHRHG haBBHA HRBZARnARHRnRZ.

NMRZHAr: ARHG'RZ nHRHG a maHGHGHAr HRZR HRBZARnARHRn, ARHG'RZ a maHGHGHAr HRZR RAHRNM hNMmHRrARng mHA ZMhARMNHA AR aHGHGHAmBZHG HGHR RZhHRZM mRA ZRrARHAnGBRZ HRn RZhARZRHGMNARmARHGRZ hHRZM ZZMNHABBHAr RAHRNM arHA.

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: RAHRNM'rHA a ZRaZZHG?

NMRZHAr: RAHRNM'rHA RZHGNMBZARGB. AR'm MNHAaBBARng.

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: BZMNHAaRZHA GBHRn'HG. ZZan RAHRNM HABBHAn mHRBBHA?

NMRZHAr: bRAHA.

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: arHA RAHRNM MNHAaBBARng?

NMRZHAr: * GAHAZRZR ZMaMNBGRZ aZMaRA.

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: RAHRNM GBHRn'HG HGHAMNMN mHA ZMhaHG HGHR GBHR, RAHRNM gHRHG aZMaRA.

ARHG GBARGBn'HG ZMHRrBG ZRHRr mHA, RAHRNM MNARHAGB.

[Boom]

MNHRMN, GAHAZRZR, AR GANMRZHG RZBZHAnHG HGhHA MNaRZHG 5 mARnNMHGHARZ HGrRAARng HGHR gHAHG ARHG HGHR gNMHARZRZ mRA namHA HGHRHR.

AR HAnGBHAGB NMBZ ZMARHGh:

NMRZHAr: RAHR ZMhaHG'RZ mRA namHA?

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG.

NMRZHAr: nHR ARHG'RZ nHRHG! HGhaHG'RZ RAHRNMrRZ. RAHRNM HRbBBARHRNMRZMNRA arHAn'HG BBHArRA ZZMNHABBHAr. GBHR RAHRNM BGnHRZM mRA namHA?

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: AR am BBHArRA RZmarHG RAHRNM ZRHRHRMNARRZh gARrMN.

NMRZHAr: HGhHA GAHRBGHA'RZ HRn RAHRNM, AR'm a GBNMGBHA. GBHR RAHRNM BGnHRZM mRA namHA?

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: RAHRNM'rHA RZARMNMNRA.

NMRZHAr: HRh mRA gHRGB AR ZRHRrgHRHG mRA namHA! GB: ZMhaHG ARRZ ARHG?!

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: ZMhRA nHRHG? AR ZMaRZ.

NMRZHAr: GBHR RAHRNM BGnHRZM mRA namHA? ARZR RAHRNM gNMHARZRZ ARHG ZZHRrrHAZZHGMNRA AR ZMARMNMN bHA RAHRNMr ZRrARHAnGB ZRHRrHABBHAr.

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: RAHRNM HRZMHA mHA a hNMnGBrHAGB GBHRMNMNarRZ.

NMRZHAr: ZMhaHG'RZ mRA namHA?

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG.

NMRZHAr: GBHR nHRHG ZZaMNMN mHA ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG.

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: ZMhaHG RZhHRNMMNGB AR ZZaMNMN RAHRNM?

NMRZHAr: AR GBHRn'HG BGnHRZM. anRAHGhARng RAHRNM MNARBGHA! .

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: ZMhaHG GBHR RAHRNM ZManHG mHA HGHR ZZaMNMN RAHRNM?

NMRZHAr: ZMhaHGHABBHAr RAHRNM HGhARnBG ZMHRNMMNGB RZNMARHG mHA.

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: ZMARMNMN RAHRNMr aBZBZHAaranZZHA aZZHGNMaMNMNRA ZZhangHA ARZR AR ZZhangHA ZMhaHG AR HGhARnBG RAHRNM MNHRHRBG MNARBGHA?

NMRZHAr: RAHAah. RZHR GHNMARHG ARHG.

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: mRA namHA ARRZ ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG.

NMRZHAr: ARGBgaZR.

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: RAHRNM GANMRZHG RZaARGB HGhaHG RAHRNMr namHA ZMaRZ ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG.

NMRZHAr: nHR AR GBARGBn'HG. RAHRNM GBARGB!

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: nHR, AR RZaARGB RAHRNMr namHA ZMaRZ ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG.

NMRZHAr: HAZBaZZHGMNRA. RZHGHRBZ bHAARng RZNMZZh a GAaZZBGaRZRZ.

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: RZHRrrRA.

NMRZHAr: ARHG'RZ HRBGaRA, AR RZHGARMNMN MNHRBBHA RAHRNM.

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: AR MNHRBBHA RAHRNM, HGHRHR.

NMRZHAr: GBGBGBGBGBGBGBGBGB.

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: RAHRNM MNARBGHA mHA? aZM. bNMRA a ZZGB?

NMRZHAr: ZMhaHG ZZGB?

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: AR'm nHRHG HGaMNBGARng abHRNMHG ZZGBRZ.

NMRZHAr: RAHRNM ZRNMZZBGARng ARnRZanHA BZARHAZZHA HRZR RZhARHG.

ZZMNHABBHArbHRHG: HGhanBGRZ.

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