Chat Slow, Get Low (Third Edition)

[Joey]

Uncalled for man. we dont tolerate racism here.

[Highly]

Are you implying they are the same people? Ill have to lift my scottish friends kilt and see if he's hiding a big black club under there.

Scotland is in the UK right?

[Jeff]

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[Highly]

No, stupid, you're thinking of Germany.

My bad. I sure hope I'm not descendant from the Scottish part of Germany

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[Ashlander]

I'm part scottish

Do you have a penis that can knock out an elephant?

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[Kyle]

well since we're bragging about what we are..
i'm 50 percent Italian
the thing that i am second most of is Polish, but i'm not sure what percentage.
and then i'm also Irish and English.


. . . but in the end, I AM AN AMERICAN.

[Ashlander]

Guess ill jump on the bandwagon. Swedish, Norwegian, and German, i dont know the percentages.

I AM AN AMERICAN.

Thats what matters most. AMERICANS FTW

[Kyle]

oh i was just joking i don't really have any pride in america or anything.

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[Kyle]

definitely schizophrenic.

[Will]

definitely schizophrenic.

[Kyle]

spring BREAK motha fuckaaasss!!

this means that i get to go home, which means i will get to have a life for about a week.

THAT means i will probably be here a lot less for a week. :]